Chapter Ten: A bright light in a whorehouse.

I came here to beat it out of me, put in so much work there’s nothing but the dog left. Nothing but the animal that knows all it can about the world it lives in. Roams it with confidence and understanding. Violence in its smile, gusto in its step. I have found an ally in the town of Taganga where the jungle and dessert meet at the sea to share rum and thunderstorms with fishing-boat smugglers and the treasure hunters of the Sierra Nevadas. It’s here I will hone my Spanish, deep sea dive, and work my way thru the jungle. Swim further and further out into the ocean than I ever have before. Never be less and break all my own records for land speed, vice, cunning, and agility. We will make this home for a couple weeks as we big adventure thru the landscape and hold out for my visa to expire so I can get it renewed, as I am not yet ready to leave Colombia. Salt licks the wounds here. Cacti jut from cliff faces to knock the clouds back and forth around the ring. The ocean kicks the sand up and the wind hustles it back down. Perfect.

In Cartagena we matched ourselves against the heat dressed in Mexican wrestling masks made from the sweat of ex-booze. The city teems with the aggressive mentality of Jamaican ghettos. I feel like I’m out gunned once again, not prepared for the local talents of swindle. My street smarts are strong but you loose concentration in the heat after keeping your guard up for days on end. It wears on you. Puts stress marks in a decent heart. Never bring a condom to a bullfight.

We get swept into a nightclub by a little man with a smile so jutted and crooked you could roll dice down it. A giant metal door from the first war (ever) closes behind us by the will of two men larger than us. After fifteen worried strides inside we realize this is no nightclub it’s a whorehouse. We turn to retreat and the power cuts out. Dark engulfs us and I put my hands out to either side prepared to swing and lightly sway my fists. Ben takes our captors by surprise, of course he has a flashlight watch. He attacks bright beams of light over hookers and would be thieves alike, as back to back we retreat to an exit we find with the instincts and execution of two skilled men in what feels like a well-planned jailbreak.

Outside there’s no air to breathe relief into, just more quick steps to take weighed down by the cargo of new perspiration. At night this cities thick walls and streets let out the heat captured by the sun in the day and its twice as hot. Twice as mean. We eat cold seafood cocktails packed to the brim in styrofoam cups. We kick back beers in satchels like we were trying to water all of Afghanistan, but even with our resources stocked up the war doesn’t stop. This land is all throat. No one wants to quit. The more it hurts the more you feel you gotta push on to justify the pain.

One good experience can change everything though, make a place you never wanna go back to become a place you're proud you’ve been. You have to stick it out in towns like this, suffer multiple beatings before it gives you a little kiss...but one sweet peck from a city as mean as this is all it takes to make you fall in love. Boast with pride about her lips on you. A restaurant named Esta Es El Punto does just that. The most amazing owners, food, people. Locals who can see you’ve sweated thru it to find them and deserve a good meal. Fish, rice, soup, plantains, and fresh juice swarm around you and bring you into their fold. Hunker you down and serenade you on the cheap. Tell you you're pretty. We made it. A city like this is all or nothing but once you've found your key it unlocks everything. Skeleton to the full. Things fall in place after that. Reception is granted. Thank you. 

When they say sausage they mean hot dog. When they say spread they mean mango jelly. When they ask you if you want something they’re telling you that you do. It’s a four hour bus ride from Cartagena to Taganga, we get here in seven. We gave up the ship ride into Panama so we can afford our motorcycles in Peru. The jungles cheaper. Taganga is amazing. Excitement crawls in at the first sight. Today we climb. Tomorrow we dive. Here we are. Fishing, skipping stones, smiling into the eyes of the big adventure. Found it again and even though I know it will be lost again as well. My campaneros, it feels good to hold it close today and the day after. Organizing an event for September in Peru and it aint South Americas most lazy feral dog competition. Video soon, Lets see who shows up. Signing out, from the thick.